To ArenaNet,

Where have you been? It's been a long time since you've written a message to me. It's been even longer since we last spoke. Is everything alright with you? Are you still alive? I even thought about speaking to your mom, NCsoft, but she's been acting strangle lately too.

Listen, I'm going to be straight with you. Things are different. You might still be upset about the affair. Yes, I know you caught me with World of Warcraft, but that was because you grew so distant. Back in the days of Alpha & Beta, you were so open with me. Remember those good times? Remember the Electronic Entertainment Expo of 2004? You trusted me with so many secrets. We were so close. Now, I don't even know who you are.

I'm writing to you because I want to know where we stand. Do we have a future together? I also heard a rumor. I don't want to speak ill of your mother, but I heard that she's been seeing Sony exclusively. I guess it's a pretty serious relationship. How do you feel about that? Does that mean you'll be hanging out with the PS3 crowd?

I know we grew up together in PC land, but the cost of living there is expensive. Are you moving to PS3 land? Is that why you've been so quiet? Are you afraid that I'll leave you if you go there? Let me know what's on your mind.

Thinking about you,
~ Photics

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Michael Garofalo
Webmaster - http://photics.com

Lol! Thats like, one of the funniest letters I've ever read!

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.-George Carlin